Officially Licensed from GWAR.Net, Knuckleheadz is proud to partner with GWAR to bring you Series 2 of the GWAR Half Pints.
Member of the Maximus Clan to take up the axe and fight in the name of GWAR.
NAME: Pustulus Maximus
INSTRUMENT: Guitar
HOME PLANET: Crust
HEIGHT: Tall enough
WEIGHT: Titanic
DISEASES CONTRACTED: All except childhood obesity and bird-flu
LIKES: Being unhappy, ripping guitar, making others miserable, anal
DISLIKES: Having a good time
FAVORITE PAST TIME: Killing for spite
HOBBIES: Hoarding guitars, drugs, alcohol, frequent masturbation, turning man against man, searching for the remains of the Ramones to add to his corpse-puppet band
ON DATES I LIKE TO…: Anal
WHEN I GET MAD I: Destroy everything within arms-reach in a blind rage
PHILOSOPHY: Why choose between dicks and cunts when everybody’s got an asshole?
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Stole rock and roll and brought it back to the Sulphur Barbarinian galaxy
GREATEST DEFEAT: Eventually those bands turned to Nu-metal.
LIFE GOALS: To be alone by making everything around me die.
QUOTE: “Fuck off”
All Half Pint figures have different attributes making size very but are all approximately 4 inches in height.
Figures come packaged in their own box.
Not shipped with protectors.
Not guaranteed flawless boxes.
All packaged and handled with care.
This is a Pre Order Item. All GWAR Pre Order items expected to ship on or before December 15th, 2022.